![]() ![]() I heard - you're going to high school tomorrow. (loud whirring) (tires screeching) (deep barking) Go play. Ooh, did you know extreme hairstyles, goatees and mustaches are not allowed? I didn't. (whirring) Shelly, it's your last day of summer.īut I have to learn the student handbook. Leads to evil things and sits there and And for the record, they descended when I was 15. You feel it in your ADULT SHELDON: My mom was my Christian soldier. PASTOR: think continually on these things. Now, turn around before I knock your lights out. Mom? - What? When should I be expecting my testicles? "whatever is admirable" What is wrong with him? Nothin' is wrong with him. Really? What is it? When we get home, I'm gonna kick your little balls. Philippians 4:8, "Finally, brothers, whatever is" Do you have evil thoughts? I'm having one right now. I just don't think this part applies to me. In Matthew nine, verse four, Jesus said, "Why would you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts?" - (quietly): Do you have evil thoughts? - Shh. ![]() Never at the dinner table! You knock that off, George! D-Do not retaliate! ALL: Onward, Christian soldiers Marching as to war With the cross of Jesus Going on before. Ow! (laughs) MARY: Missy (gasps) Don't you throw something at the dinner table.ĪDULT SHELDON: Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study apes. Missy? Can't, Heather asked me to - You're goin'. MISSY: Why are you going? - You don't believe in God. You can't meet after church? No, Mary, I can't meet after church. Speaking of God, who's going to church - with me tomorrow? - GEORGE SR. ![]() High school is a haven for higher learning. You're gonna get your ass kicked in high school. How can I be excited when he's gonna be in the same grade as me? SHELDON: Don't worry, Georgie, I'm not planning on being in the ninth grade for very long.Īll I know is he's not in the same grade as me anymore, and I'm thrilled. MARY: Georgie? Freshman year, that's a big deal. Nobel Prize winners (Southern accent): ought not be orderin' tater tots.Įverybody excited to start school Monday? I am. Can we at least have tater tots tomorrow? ADULT SHELDON: It was family dinners like this that led me to adopt a mid-Atlantic accent. GEORGE: I'd take tater tots over mashed potaters any day. How come we ain't got no tater tots? I made tater tots last night. MARY: Thank you, God, for this food we're about to receive and for the nourishment of our bodies, and bless the hands that prepared it. Georgie, did you wash your hands before dinner? Or even this week? None of your business. SHELDON: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think. What language? So? I was exploring dimensional kinematics. The hell were you doing - out there? - George, language. MISSY: Sheldon, if you don't get in here, - I'm gonna lick your toothbrush! - Coming! That's my sister.ĭo the walk of life Yeah, he do the walk of life. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig. Of course, nobody I knew in East Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian physics. Scientific principles have to make you smile. MARY: Shelly, dinner's ready! Be-bop-a-lula, baby, what I say (giggles) I don't care how dimwitted you are. (train whistle blows) And when I figured out that trains allowed me to prove Newton's first law An object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon, alone and happy. In fact, if my career in theoretical physics hadn't worked out, my backup plan was to become a professional ticket taker. 1 (train chugging) (train whistle blows) ADULT SHELDON: I've always loved trains. ![]()
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